no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!
no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!
no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!
Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!
why do people romanticize cigarettes theyre nasty af and cause a shit ton of diseases and medical issues
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
What does that even mean?
it means unlike my human companions i have gone straight from the basic evolutionary stage of a gible to a mothafuckin mega garchomp ready to wreck yo shit
aint no dreamy thoughts of boys nor love here just spikes and scythe arms i reiterate ready to wreck yo shit
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine