Ramblings Of A Madman

blitzar:

Hahah, I love how happy she is with herself as the realization dawns on her 

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

streetlightarson:

unbossed:

class-struggle-anarchism:

Do you know how much I would know about what’s happening in Ferguson if it wasn’t for social media? Nothing. Zero. 

Ditto.

Jokes aside I feel like we all need to take a minute to thank the people on the streets literally risking their lives bringing us this information with their cell phone video cameras. Furgeson is on media lockdown right now and without the people braving tear gas to bring us this information we’d all be in the dark.

I’ve invented many things, started my own company, and I work daily with theoretical astrophysics, so obviously I have a vivid imagination. But, as a kid, I was never afraid of monsters under the bed, in the closet, in the lake, or in the woods.

You know why? Because I knew about the real monsters –– the pedophile who prays on kids, the rapist who keeps someone chained up in his basement, the husband who comes home one day and decides to shoot his wife, or any of the people who do horrific things to animals –– and I could have the worst nightmares, but I would still be unable to imagine anything worse. 

And that, is the sick reality of our times. If you can think of anything more atrocious than people, you don’t know how messed up the world really is. 

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

shr0uded-th0ughts:

f-l-i-g-h-t-less:

epicboners:

kinglnthenorth:

thealoofnightowl:

feministcatlady:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

These people exist.

What the fuck

just… just fuck off america

The hell is wrong with you, America.

what the fuck not all of America is not participating in this fucked up protest i fucking hate when tumblr generalizes america into one homophobic racist sexist sick fuck when we are not.all.fucking.like.that. 

^^^^^^^^^^^^ This last comment

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude